Sasquatch Archery Bow Hunting Sticker

Every fall, while hunters anxiously await their wild game tags, Sasquatch has already bagged several elk. For Sasquatch, hunting season is all year long—he has a gentleman's agreement with the local authorities.

If you should chance upon Sasquatch in the woods, don’t be afraid. He’s probably practicing his archery skills or out to hunt big game. Take a moment to admire his bow and arrows, which he whittled from petrified wood. His newly acquired  compound bow is also worthy of admiration; Sasquatch confiscated it a few years back from a hunter who mistook him for a bear. That’s a mistake you don’t make twice.