If you should chance upon Sasquatch in the woods, don’t be afraid. He’s probably practicing his archery skills or out to hunt wild game. Take a moment to admire his bow and arrows, which he whittled from petrified wood. His newly acquired compound bow is also worthy of admiration—Sasquatch confiscated it a few years back from a hunter who mistook him for an elk. That’s a mistake you don’t make twice.